What’s In A Name?
Or…How to Ruin the Title of a Movie Without Really Trying.
We played a little game on the BMB Facebook Group Page recently: Ruin a movie by changing or adding one letter to its title.
The returns were hilarious…brilliant…and in a few cases a little twisted.
Here we go…
We kicked things off with a few warms ups to show how the game is played. From BMB:
Cape Pear (Cape Fear)
The Hindenburp (The Hindenberg)
The Umpire Strikes Back (The Empire Strikes Back)
Bellboy - (Hellboy)
Jurassic Pork - (Jurassic Park)
Ok - you get the idea.
Sci-Fi and Fantasy Films received a lot of attention…
The Empire Strikes Jack - Paul W. (Apparently it got by the Umpire)
Stir Wars: Rachel Ray never says Uncle Kitchen Aide! - Julian C.
Stare Wars: The Ultimate Dry Eye Experience - Julian C.
Tar Wars: an epic saga as we watch wildlife slowly sink for millennia - Tommy P.
Planet of the Ales - Ryan B. (Get your paws off my stout, you damn dirty ale!)
Minority Report - Minority Deport - Jason H.
Mad Max - Mad Sax: Boots Randolph on Tone Rage Sad Max - Julian C.
Cord of the Rings - PVP
Stair Trek - Jon L.
Close Encounters of The Third Kin - Robert H.
Superhero Films are always popular, and were here too…
Fatman Returns - Pierre S.
Wander Woman - Pierre S.
F-Men - Bruce F. (Come on, we aren’t all bad…)
The Dark Night - Jon L.
Some were hard to pin a label on…
Sixteen Handles - Me after $1 Little Caesars Night - Julian C.
Forest Dump - Tony S. (Ewwwww…)
This Is Spinal Sap - Ryan B.
Schindler’s List - Schindler’s Lisp - Jason H.
Monty Python and The Holy Kale - Pauline Z.
Life of Brain - Pauline Z.
Despicable Men - Pauline Z. (Love this one!)
Silence of the Hams - Pauline Z.
38 Streps - PVP
The Bards - PVP
Hogma - Pierre S.
Bats The Musical - Pierre S.
The Hound of Music - Bruce F.
Host Boys - Bruce F.
The Dairy of Sad Black Woman - Bruce F.
Mrs. Goutfire - Bruce F.
Gone With The Wine - Veneece M. (Not sure if this was a film or from a To Do List for the afternoon)
Boonies - Veneece M.
From There to Eternity - Veneece M.
Mason S. - Slipshot
The Naming of the Shrew - Jon L.
The Man with the Golden Farm - Jon L.
Stand by Mo - Jon L.
Bat Boys for Life - Bret T.
Lite of Pi - Bret T.
Kilter Clowns from Outerspace - Bret T.
George A Romero Diary of the DEA - Bret T.
Paws - Thom M.
Caps - Thom M.
Goonstruck - Thom M.
Glueless - Mary S.M.
Citizen Kanye - Jon L.
And We’re Pretty Sure a Few Were Real Movies on the Spice Channel…
Top Fun - Tony S.
Blazing Paddles - Ryan B.
Top Bun - Ryan B.
The Lion Kink - Ryan B.
Schindler's Lust - Anonymous
The Best Little Warehouse In Texas - Pierre S.
Creamgirls - Bruce F.
Footsie - Bruce F.
The Color of Honey - Bruce F.
Ghost Lusters - Scott H.
Flesh Gordon - Jon L. (We know this one is real…errr…or so we’ve been told)
Closet Encounters of the Third Kind - Jon L.
Last Mango in Paris - Jon L.
Beauty and the Breast - Dana S.
Grandma’s Toy - Dana S.
Still Not Full? Ok, a Few Final Ones from the Concession Stand…
Bright Shining Pie
The Invisible Pan
Hairplane
A Bridge Too Fat
A Fish Called Panda
Apocalypse Cow
Bug Trouble in Little China
Doctor Strangeglove
Bangs of New York
True Pies
Pestworld
and last but not least…
The Naked Pun
Have some of your own? Drop us a comment or swing by (and join!) the BMB Facebook Group
